About Mr. Magpie’s Harmless Card Game

The roguelike deckbuilder Mr. Magpie's Harmless Card Game features psychological horror, corporate hellscape, and glitchy graphics. Escape termination!

Enter Corporate Nightmare

Ready to try your luck in a roguelike card game that crawled out of your thoughts and nightmares? Careful - “harmless” is doing some heavy lifting. This is no ordinary card game - it tests your wits and nerve.

What's Mr. Magpie's Harmless Card Game?

This deckbuilder challenges you with Inscryption and Severance's unsettling sounds. Your goal? Avoid firing or worse. The sense of safety conceals psychological agony and the card technique.

Good luck discerning rewards from ruin while flipping cards.
Avoid poor cards to avoid Magpie's wrath and death.
Gain game-changing benefits to bend regulations.
Avoid corporate monitoring and mystery puppet masters.
Stay alive or be fired by the "boss".

Why Play Mr. Magpie's Safe Card Game?

Experience an unmatched tension-strategy mix. Every move in this turn-based corporate hellscape is risky.

Every click might win or lose in tension-packed deckbuilding.
VHS glitches, dead-eyed puppets, and attractive UI conceal sinister secrets.
Roguelike chaos: Every run is unique, every choice matters.
Discover business secrets, AI systems, and pharmaceutical experiments.
Streamer-friendly: Interactive and entertaining.

Distrust the Interface

Mr. Magpie's Harmless Card Game aspires to break the fourth wall despite its cleanliness. Messages, music, and happenings that feel like the system is watching you are likely. Technology amazes but has restrictions. A free Windows download is available if the browser doesn't work. Beware: it may run too well.

Try it now for quick uneasiness and addictive gameplay without installing. Once inside, you may not want to leave. If you pause, you may not escape.